Number of items on the to-do list: 46 (I thought it was 48, but then noticed that "Dry cleaning ready" and "3:00 check-in" [at the B&B] were on there, and they don't count, especially since "pick up dry cleaning" was a separate item).
Number of items completed: 44.
Number of laments that this is how I measure the success of a break: None yet, but I bet that I could give you one if I were to keep writing.
So I'll just stop here.
[ETA: I mentioned this to TM. His response: "Forty-six? Are you insane?"]