Yes, where is my luggage?
It was not in the airport.
It was supposed to be delivered to me at my house 22 minutes ago.
Perhaps I am holding the luggage delivery person to too high a standard of punctuality, but nonetheless I ask:
Where is my luggage?
*Fuller report on the conference that I attended with said luggage to appear shortly.
Update: Luggage has arrived! Two hours late, but still well before bed time. All is well.