1. Emails from students with the one-word subject line, "Help."
That's about it.
In other news, I'm off to visit family for a week. I know--I promised some kind of substantive post a while back, and have yet to deliver. It's possible that I'll blog from the vacation, but not necessarily likely, so it may be that you hear from me again in a week or so.
Have fun! (And I just can't bring myself to open the email right now. I'm off contract, people!)